Quarantine 2020 in numbers
With the country reopening, I’m setting aside parenting guilt and taking an unedited look at our lives from the past 14 weeks.
Summary of the past 14 weeks
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Number of Amazon purchases: 61
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Number of minutes those Amazon purchases entertained the kids: 30
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Number of seconds it takes Zoe to identify a Paw Patrol episode: <10
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Amount spent on babysitters: $3,420
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Amount still spent on daycare (even though the kids weren’t there): $5,555.25
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Number of times I’ve said, Don’t put on your brother’s undies.”: more than zero
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Number of times we watched Trolls World Tour: So many
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Amount spent on liquor: priceless (well, actually $621.11). Mom, just kidding.
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Pounds of gummy bears eaten: 13
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Amount tipped to the amazing delivery workers: $430.83
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Number of bike rides: lots!
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Number of bike rides where we had to carry Zoe and/or her bike home: lots!
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Pounds of Reese’s peanut butter cups eaten: 5
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Number of times Max legit beat me at Mario Kart: 1
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Number of hours it took to power wash the driveway: 11
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Number of fitness competitions between Aaron and I: 8
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Number of fitness competitions I won: 5
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Number of home appliances that totally died: 2 (dishwasher and water heater)
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Number of haircuts I gave Aaron that weren’t totally embarrassing: 1
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Number of shapes Zoe calls a circle: all of them
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Words Max can recognize: start, back, cancel, save, continue
Yet, despite the shit show, here are some of my fav pics captured among the chaos:
